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Bert Demotivational Poster

FAILURE - When things just seem to be irresistable

TAGS: robert
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steelshot

ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:34 am
Ditto MissPriss - welcome aboard! 5L
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 3:46 pm
5 puppies fer sure. WOOF!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
Where's my manners? Welcome to the site(s)! Hope to see many more posters and more of you too around these here parts.
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Yep a good lol...please share it at digmydog too!
PapaFox - November 25, 2012, 2:31 pm
OMG this is such a LOL!

HEAT WAVE - Ellis Island

TAGS: statue of liberty
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

steve1961 - September 6, 2013, 7:13 pm
Ellis Island is considered part of the Statue of Liberty Monument in 1965...so I say-close enough.
NobodySpecial - July 2, 2012, 12:41 am
Funny that you still need a bikini when the original statue was going to be topless - well it was French!
btgeiser - July 1, 2012, 3:46 am
not bad for a 110 year old broad
MPsniper - June 30, 2012, 10:11 pm
should have been rejected for the error.
Iconoclast - June 30, 2012, 8:51 pm
And ......... she's not on Ellis Island. The Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island. It's still a 5L poster.
Swampfox - June 30, 2012, 5:29 pm
Unfortunately she's not in that good of a shape.


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same sex marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true

CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.

TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier

BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander

OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.

TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.

HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately

TAGS: herbert familyguy funny gross
Rating: 2.04/5

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NREEEOW - November 11, 2008, 7:59 pm
get your fat-ass back here.
GoForthAndDie - October 16, 2008, 3:54 pm
His name is Herbert. Chester is an old Hustler magazine character.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 16, 2008, 3:52 am
You watch the show? Which one, because it's certainly not the one this character is from.
Tanto - October 16, 2008, 2:51 am
Wait Wait Wait isn't his name Chester the Molester? yeah it is watch the show dumb ass

LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.

TAGS: libert justice celebrate new york
Rating: 4.13/5

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Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd

9 inch will please a lady -

TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.27/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


TAGS: mcliberty meal crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Tarapin - April 30, 2011, 8:45 pm
This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way.
autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 8:58 pm
Awesome! 5L's

ALBERT FISH - Hannibal Lecter was a wimp.

TAGS: albert fish cannibalism crime cannibal
Rating: 2.15/5

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Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 12:52 pm
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 7:19 am

AMERICA - We have a Solution to all your problems, now if I can introduce you to your new candidate for empor..er.um, president

TAGS: empire darth liberty
Rating: 4.5/5

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WTFO - July 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Since a mod opened the door...Pres Bush was big govt, but not near the dictator of the current regime. That is all for my politics here. We can take it to the sister site if you want more truth.
Reality Lord - July 3, 2011, 12:09 pm

too late...or did you forget W?

Reverse psychology -


TAGS: liberty
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by rerun

Reality Lord - May 12, 2012, 8:47 am

i think you missed it ron.
RonE - May 12, 2012, 8:26 am
Except, expect people to pay for their own way. Love the JFK quote though

BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.

TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!

SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!

Old Cowboy Saying -

TAGS: robert duvall lonesome dove
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 22, 2014, 2:14 am
I remember that movie! That takes me back. 5 not-so-lonesome doves :-D


TAGS: airport security lady liberty humiliation
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 12:22 am
remarry ->divorce -> flesh light
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 12:07 am
Just remember guys, under that gown, she's still a French lady. Hopefully they'll let her take a razor through.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:04 am
@Ackbar -> Rinse -> Repeat
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
dating -> marriage -> divorce
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 11:15 pm

google images-> porn-> deep penetration.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 10:41 pm
image -> adjustments -> invert

GLOBAL WARMING - Yeah, it's gonna be that drastic.

TAGS: global warming statue liberty
Rating: 4.36/5

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Valek - January 4, 2012, 1:12 pm
FAP-worthy, stupid autocorrect.
Valek - January 4, 2012, 1:11 pm
For the first time ever, I am finding the Statue of Liberty cap-worthy...still needs an epic sized paper bag for the head though.
Ascetic - January 3, 2012, 9:21 pm
She is french, she should be topless.

BELGIUM - The only country that makes Luxembourg feel good about itself.

TAGS: belgium luxembourg colbert
Rating: 2.33/5
SorryInAdvance - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm
Belgium: It was better before the Dutch started moving there.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:04 am
They did one better, they own Guinness!
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:22 am
When did Belgium start brewing Guinness?
manicbranic - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am
Say what you want, Belgium has great beer. Which makes it a great country.
RnR - September 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
self correction - *just* - I'll put myself in time-out now.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
If you look at this jst right, Belgium looks like it's bent over waiting to get buttsecks from the Germans...Again.
shadowmanwkp - September 30, 2008, 3:22 pm
damn right, am I happy to live in the Netherlands.....

WESKER - Sexyness at it's best

TAGS: wesker resident evil albert sexyness evil
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by aaron cordeiro

Cyriaque - April 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
wesker's a douche
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
The XL?
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 12:38 am
I own a homophobe. lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:33 am
You're, not your. You're homophobic, not your homophobic.
Bob D. Sailor - November 23, 2009, 12:23 am
I just hope aaron cordeiro is a chick cause if not... YOUR GAY!

Boyz N The Hood -

TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when shot. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she shot when he was being beat to death

BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.



TAGS: politics anarchism libertarianism
Rating: 1.67/5

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Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:55 pm
While you're at it, stop sucking.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:47 pm
send it to politifake

COME HERE SON... - And let your Great Aunt Bertha give you a big sloppy kiss.

TAGS: bertha
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Doug

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:24 am
She's only 96% my Aunt!
ICEMAN - April 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
I think that would be 'Uncle Bert'. That's a male orangutan. Either way, you get 5 big sloppy wet ones.
thatonechick - April 21, 2010, 7:14 pm
I liked it cuz it looks just like the Bertha from my poster. :D
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:12 pm
and pinch your cheek! 5L


TAGS: awesome colbert report
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:13 pm
So awesome, he's amsome.
agdaniele - January 12, 2009, 2:26 am
He is awesome, but the quote is recycled... you go into the Dane Cook bin!

WTF - This is where our kids colorful vocabulary comes from.

WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? - Oh yeeeeaaah. Thanx John for the reminder.

GENIUS - When Nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it” Ralph Waldo Emerson

STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -

TAGS: lady liberty birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:37 am
I'll drink too that

LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone

TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L

STEPHEN COLBERT - Yeah, he's pretty much like that.

TAGS: stephen colbert comedy
Rating: 3.17/5

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spencer - August 28, 2009, 10:28 am
not funny. he is but your captions suck.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 11:09 am
No they wouldn't. It's comedy central. They can do whatever they want
Fair Balanced - November 3, 2008, 11:05 am
If he would of stayed Comedy Central would of had to give "equal time" to all the canidates. Its the Same reason Thompson didn't announce offically until after Law& Order ended.
Overlord Douchebag - October 18, 2008, 4:14 pm
He did stick to it, but he got rejected or something.
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 3:45 pm
I wish he had stuck to his Presidential office bid. He would have really done some good.
russ - August 28, 2008, 9:43 pm
freaking awesome
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
like what?


Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -

TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm
Preach it brother thats how I feel

HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein

TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am

LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.

TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.


OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?


TAGS: statue of liberty freedom
Rating: 3.52/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:11 pm
this is* strangely...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:10 pm
God, I just can't get a break today. Although, in a cosmic sort of way, this strangely fitting. You, Ron, have been a source of inspiration for me for a while now. Consider the new one an accidental tribute. lol
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:05 pm
RON - October 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
still better!

LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.

TAGS: liberal colbert gun control
Rating: 2.79/5

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You're a Moron - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
He was saying how the average american felt the day after 9-11. Remember duct tape and plastic wrap?
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:31 am
The dreaded terror level...Fuchsia...


Criticism -

TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.

Independence Day Regulations -

TAGS: liberty is precious vladimir lenin
Rating: 4.87/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:19 am
I got your comment all wrong then. Ha ha.. I titled the poster as Independence Day Regulations. Them signmakers... *|*
MPsniper - June 27, 2013, 5:01 am
i only used august 23rd as an example. there is NO holiday called "the 4th of july". the holiday is called "Independence Day".
forseti - June 27, 2013, 1:33 am
inconsistency at its best. 5 stars (and stripes)!
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 11:58 pm
Hmm... Aug 23 is also buttered corn day, sponge cake day and singing in the rain day.. But is there a Holiday on 8/23?
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2013, 11:55 pm
Did some quick sniffing around, 8/23 is Rumania-Liberation Day. Also, 7/4 is when the wording of our Declaration was approved, the actual signing was on 8/2
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 10:55 am
August 23rd is Independence day? I don't know any country with Aug. 23rd as independence day.
MPsniper - June 26, 2013, 4:28 am
what are the rules for august 23rd? i ask...because the Holiday is actually "Independence Day".
Preacher Man - June 26, 2013, 1:27 am
Reminds me of a sign from an old Three Stooges short feature: "No Camping, No Fishing, No Hunting, No Swimming, No Nothing, Go Home."


SELLING POINTS - "And the cool part is, the next level is a completely different color!"


TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am
Well Done.

HOME OF THE BRAVE - If liberty means anything at all, It means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear

TAGS: america liberty freedom
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:23 am
No worries... you did it your way... the meaning is the same ;)
LLmayhem - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
o, didn't know that was out there. i was just using george orwell for inspiration. did not mean to reproduce
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:07 pm
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:19 pm
nice... same version of the truth #141687


PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others

TAGS: westley ryan cummerbund roberts
Rating: 2.53/5

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amina - October 7, 2009, 9:34 am
the dread pirate roberts :)

ALBERT - he is not amused by your shenanigans


Liberty Taken -

TAGS: life death military army liberty
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 3, 2014, 6:10 am
EmilioDumphque - December 3, 2014, 3:30 am
When it was taken from me, the police did it. The military wasn't interested in helping. Some of them were in there with me!

Thousand Islands Dressing -

TAGS: wait puberty braille
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 21, 2015, 4:26 am
I'm there....was there.....WTF am I?...and who are you, again?

INDEED - I foresee myself screaming, "No, Bertha, NO! Don't eat me..."

TAGS: poster fodder bertha hungry
Rating: 4.83/5

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RayZorZedge - June 7, 2010, 10:40 am
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:31 pm
LOL! 5Ls.
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 12:24 pm
Tell'em Big Bertha sent ya!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 12:14 pm
Um....errrr.ahhh....5L???.....you're scaring me TOC.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:42 am
LOL... and EA Sports in the background. Only sports possible...


TAGS: life time human nature difficult dare venture risk climb wall spider alain robert mountain seneca quote
Rating: 3.69/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
Nice one giulio. I was wondering if you were tempted to make your own quote on this one. Like changing the second sentence to, because it's friggin' insane, or something. Just curious. Cause that guy is nuts. 5Ls.

HITLER'S IRONIC PUNISHMENT - Having the world's most annoying jewish comedian play him in an American movie. "Son of a BITCH!!!" - Hitler

TAGS: gilbert gottfried as adolf hitler in the 1992 movie highway to hell assignment for november 21 ww2
Rating: 3.07/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:16 am
That would have been fun as hell to make him sit through that every f'n day BoR! 5 dead Poodles!

GIRLS WITH GUNS - Give them a chance They will rock your world!

TAGS: gun republican liberty girls
Rating: 3.06/5

DAMN - I thought she was French

TAGS: liberty hairless tsa
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 9:30 pm
DOn't get me started. It's a frickin' security device... grow up, or blow up.

The Lives Of Others -

Albert Einstein Quote -

Chasing Liberty -

TAGS: liberty protest freedom revolution peace
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - June 18, 2014, 4:15 am
LoL. With some of the things I've posted, I'm sure I am. :)
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 4:12 am
You are NOW on the enemy list. Congratulations. 5 Big Ones
Greybeard - June 13, 2014, 11:30 pm
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:07 am


Enemy Of The State -


TAGS: liberty patriot patriotism
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - September 10, 2012, 8:42 pm
That flag has been disgraced in recent years...

LT EDDIE ALBERT, USNR - You might remember him as a comic actor. But to the 47 Marines he rescued off the Beach at Tarawa, under heavy fire, he probably looked like a Guardian Angel

Imagination -

SABERTOOTH - When you are a little too old to be considered a cougar.

TAGS: how long till we start seeing sabertooth porn
Rating: 4.57/5

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Progyn - August 4, 2010, 1:26 am
I think she's bloody scrumptious. I'll take her anywhere
BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
I'd bang her as long as she takes her calcium supplements cause we like it rough...then again I'd bang a hole in a tree when the wife's out of town. 5 shapely Poodles and hopefully sturdy ones
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:39 pm
Just sayin'
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
LMFAO!! i laughed so hard at that analogy
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:27 pm
Delicate? Not her... she looks to be in good shape, right? I mean, the butt may feel like a sandwich bag full of over-boiled pasta.... but at 60, you'd KILL for that piece!
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:26 pm
be gentle, shes delicate
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Eye her across the bar... sippin on her 3rd vodka-prune juice... and you know she's gonna taste like the sweetest tapioca pudding... and will have the same consistency. Put on your game face, summon up your best lines, quote eisenhower, then break a hip!
Sean - April 20, 2010, 11:08 pm
AGEISM You can make fun of the elderly, or you can have fun with the elderly. But you gotta pick a lane, dirtbag.
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 11:00 pm
LOL!!! Aggy I can picture it all!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:48 pm
[email protected]! (Snaggletooth voice)... "I'm doin' an old chick... geriatrics, even! Exit... stage left!"
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 10:44 pm
I like Snagglepuss better 5/5
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:09 pm
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'd 03A it, 5L
Cloudchaser - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
That's actually a good body for a woman her age


TAGS: taxi pathological robert de niro
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 6, 2011, 11:02 am
great quote... 5L

PUBERTY IS A BITCH - Great - A Zit Now everybody is laughtng at me

TAGS: puberty
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:32 pm

I cannot photochop, so I steal from the poster fodder and forums....I mean borrow, yeah, borrow
Marvin Wankerstein - December 22, 2009, 2:51 am
Very nice photochopping !
Produceman117 - December 21, 2009, 10:51 pm
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 9:14 pm
lol, i knew someone could use this one

ALBERT EINSTEIN - Perhaps The Smartest Graybeard Ever To Have Lived.

TAGS: albert einstein graybeard
Rating: 3.53/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 1:48 pm
Funny, I'd expect that comment from Arrogant Knight?
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:15 am
He was....until I came along


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in sex?...


TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ironically, this is a resubmission with a typo fixed...it's scored lower than the original. What is in that typo that people liked so much more?

STEVEN COLBERT - Makes me feel safe

TAGS: steven colbert
Rating: 2.9/5

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The White Ranger - October 10, 2008, 12:36 am
Dumbass spelled Stephen wrong
DetectiveArcher - September 26, 2008, 3:06 pm
It's really there, the artist just took liberties with the portrait. It's fairly common for all legends to become slightly exaggerated. But, this one is probably closest to the truth. Sorry, truthiness.
Jose - September 24, 2008, 12:47 pm
You WOULD say that, Debbie Downer. Hey where's his Cap. America shield?
Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:17 am
If Colbert makes you feel safe, then you deserve what you get.

DAD WAS RIGHT - Puberty Rocks !!



TAGS: boy voyeur upskirt robot puberty
Rating: 4.68/5

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Airman - February 23, 2011, 10:46 am
where's Uncle Buck when you need him?
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:39 am
ET Phone Home


TAGS: albert beach sexy stud cubby
Rating: 4.45/5

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Sean - February 17, 2011, 4:50 pm
Well, Einstein did say that the definition of crazy is to do the same thing over and over while expecting a different result. So by extension, he would have had to have been crazy NOT to have fallen off that bike, now, wouldn't he?
Derek - February 17, 2011, 4:09 pm
I had a physics lecturer who used to eat his lunch in a particular spot so he could watch Einstein ride his bike around a corner and fall off - every day.
Cubbybear - February 17, 2011, 9:18 am
What I loved about Al was the man was also Looney at times. I'm sure he would have made demotivational posters.
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:27 am
Have to give 5L's to one of my heroes! Intelligence is ultimately sexy!


TAGS: trading liberty for falsehood
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - April 28, 2012, 8:35 am
Home Sweet Home !

EARTHQUAKES - It's your fault they happen

TAGS: pat robertson is an idiot
Rating: 4.26/5

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JeffDeWitt - February 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
That sign is, of course, fake... http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign06.php
Zed - January 14, 2010, 8:45 pm
No, Airman (and that church) got it right. Pat-frikkin-Robertson can go F*CK himself.
Claire - January 14, 2010, 8:37 pm
It looks like they got "Robert Pattison" jumbled.


ACCESSORIZE HE SAYS - Well Steven better appreciate what I went through to get this, or, well, I just don't know

TAGS: robert tries so hard
Rating: 4.07/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2009, 6:14 pm
Nice job gil, 5Ls.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 1:43 pm
Love it ... and not just the ploumage.

IT WAS A PACKAGE DEAL - Fortunately, they put Lady Liberty's younger brother Myron in East Topeka

TAGS: statue of liberty
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:48 pm


TAGS: libertarian foxes rule
Rating: 3.42/5

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[email protected] - October 18, 2009, 4:41 am
We had no designs on the Iraqis fate...The Iraqnians fate yes oh hell yes, but The Iraqi were just a way to a means
mallen - July 25, 2009, 5:56 pm
I think you're reading too much into the caption.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Is this anti liberal, or pro red foxes?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
Soooo True


TAGS: americans liberty
Rating: 3.41/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:20 pm
America: invades countries for freedom and liberty. On another note: You can regain your virginity by fucking.
G4briel - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am
Theyr own liberty, of course.
Spangle - October 8, 2009, 6:08 pm
America: getting in the way of the grown ups for 300 years.
HubbaBubba - August 27, 2009, 4:05 am
Indeed, America will always fight. So everybody else, BEHAVE, or America will bring Democracy to your country, and you have to ask yourself: "Do I really want THAT???"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 6:33 am
I have to say I love this poster.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:23 am
after Noriega declared war on the US. Protecting the liberty of US citizens is an important mission. Apparently, you feel that mission is a "selfish purpose". Take your stupidity and insults elsewhere. They don't stand up to facts and logic.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:20 am
Blah, blah, blah Timmy. Did we bomb you recently or something? You seem so bitter and completely misled. Granada is a town in Spain, however Grenada is an island we invaded to free US citizens being held captive. In Panama, we went to protect US lives
Amerifags - April 18, 2009, 6:24 pm
Will stamp liberty on any selfish purpose, yeah, let´s invade Granada and Panama, doing it for Liberty!
Elder God Douchebag - February 22, 2009, 6:22 pm
America would win, duh.
Roamer - February 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
If they were to fight due to massive time travel accident... who would win.....
Toussaint - February 20, 2009, 9:44 am
Captain, you've just been reduced in rank. The artwork is period acceptable as the US forces had several variations of waistcoat: blue with white trim, blue with gold, blue with red. And of course the British were in red.
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:22 am
Ok...Ummm....The left of the pctureis fighting against the English right....And the tight hand side is fighting for he English. Bit of a mixed bag there...
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Outstanding! You are truly an artist Ron. Another 5 marching fur bags for you.


TAGS: inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:33 am
I wonder if they would let me resubmit this.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:32 am
Damn typos...my mortal foes.
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:30 am
Looked upon *BY* millions... Clever poster though... 4L
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:19 am
No worries. You can't win them all, right? Well...you can. lol
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:17 am
Sorry about the other poster, Mr. B. I thought it was great, if that helps at all.

THE COLBERT REPORT - Delivering you daily dose of epic win since 2005

TAGS: steven colbert epic win
Rating: 3.23/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 10:25 pm
I agree with Shara. Daily Show is much funnier. I very seldom laugh at TCR. And I understand he is French, so the "T" is silent, hence his name; "Col-bear". But he could at LEAST pronounce the "T" in Repor>T
Eugene - November 2, 2009, 8:29 pm
The daily show dosent make me laugh at all.
Shara - August 28, 2009, 3:01 am
Eh...no...daily dose of dumbass maybe, epic win...not so much...Daily Show is 100% better!
Kada - June 8, 2009, 6:08 pm


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.

REALLY?! - I have a Gin Blossom and I'm Jaundice You still think I'm a Gay Haitian?

NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.

TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!


BRECHT - Well, show me the way to the next Whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why

SURPRISE - buttsecks!!!

TAGS: hugh laurie buttsecks surprise bertie wooster house jeeves stephen fry
Rating: 2.43/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Fry and Laurie for the win! Sorry about your career Steven.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
Grit - July 21, 2009, 11:48 pm
Oh no you DIDN'T!! Not to Jeeves and Worcester!

PARANOID IMAGES - For 999,999 of us it's a pointless picture. But for Robert Webster...

THE RECEIVING END - Think about it -- where would you rather be?

ROBERT ANTON WILSON - Read his books. It's just like taking LSD. Without the bad trips. . . .maybe. . .

HI THERE! - How you doing?

By The Dawns Early Light -

TAGS: freedom speech usa belief liberty
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:24 pm
LoL. I have the same outlook...
Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:36 pm
But, if they don't agree with me, they must be wrong ......
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:31 am
Badda bang

Mistaken Identity -

TAGS: si robertson s w a t mistaken identity
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
I love this series; it's wonderful, they crack me up every time. I get my humor and my news all I'm one.
Ism - July 3, 2013, 5:45 am
:D yes... yes she is... justsay'n
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:12 am
ROFLMAO! This is hilarious! But all joking aside, she's very beautiful. By the way Ism, your mom says "Hi." 5 newsflashes.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 8:18 pm
Note to self; s- -a- -v- -e the episodes…aaand get more grow lights, bless you brother Mooooooooooooooooooo
rerun - July 2, 2013, 7:02 pm

These are great, I think this is a 1st on this site....a series telling a story. Amsome
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2013, 6:59 pm
Gary, my soulmate. … I only watch DD when I've been partaking. I save the episodes for exactly that reason, it's SO much better.
Sho - July 2, 2013, 12:58 pm
These are a good combination of a unique style and creativity. 5L
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:01 am
Is it me, or are these getting even better? Only 5L…sorry Ism, it’s all I’ve been given. (Duck Dynasty goes r-e-a-l well with medicinal herbs BTW)